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someone who is really mean and doenst bring me and brooke ice cream late at night and doesnt answer their cell phone either.

Me and Brooke hate it when people are Couto's and dont bring us ice cream and cake late at night and dont answer their cell phone!!

couto by CARLSSSS!!! January 23, 2004

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Couto

When a game player takes the health in ARAM (League of Legends) when they are already full health.

That Veigar player really just Couto'd us.

Couto by EEEEEGO January 4, 2023

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travis couto

The Stein Living Meme, Scores Hattys every games and Hypes the meadowvale RED change room. Travis Couto is a BEAUT...

Person 1: Hey have you seen the video made by Joe Couto?...
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: Here take a look.
*Person 1 shows video*
Video: Go Travis!

Person 2: Wow!

Travis Couto, A NATURAL BEAUTY...

travis couto by Stein Brayden Peart May 22, 2018

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Maria Joao Couto

Funny girl that does the best puns!

Maria Joao Couto does the best puns, ahahahaha.

Maria Joao Couto by Mariah_dont_carey_funny_98 November 22, 2021

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Maria Joao Couto

Funny girl that does the best puns!

Maria Joao Couto does the best puns, ahahahaha.

Maria Joao Couto by Mariah_dont_carey_funny_98 November 22, 2021

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Cotton candy

A fluffy subsence that is made up of sugar and food colouring, you could even say it's a drop of heaven.

One guy: "man, that was some good cotton candy."
Other guy:"don't you mean some good heaven?"
One guy:"ummmmmmm"

Cotton candy by SplatterZee88 February 12, 2017

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coctor

A doctor who specializes in eye, vision, and cock care. An ophthalmologist

I was having vision problems, and my penis was itching, so I scheduled a coctor appointment

coctor by ACanofGasoline September 22, 2021

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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