COBBLAW

COBBLAW is always written in upper case. COBBLAW immediately and without exception will cause any obstruction to what you are trying to accomplish to be removed. This includes people, technical problems, natural occurrences, and general shenanigans. Invoking COBBLAW exempts you from all other law. To invoke COBBLAW, simply yell it aloud, type it into the appropriate machine, or write it over whatever the current problem is.

Jordan could not get his SQL query to return the correct results. Realizing this is the perfect situation for COBBLAW, Jordan erased the query and entered 'select * from COBBLAW'. The server immediately returned the result he was looking for.

COBBLAW by Rusty G. Shackleford May 20, 2011

Cobblewatt 

The male equivalent to a queef. The act of farting out of your dick.

I often find that I cobblewatt when I’m nervous, happy, tired, angry, or turned on and it sometimes makes thing uncomfortable.

Cobblewatt by Big Daddy Schmotz March 29, 2020

Cobblywobbler 

Someone who often finds themselves prehaps drunk or in high heals or both on a cobbled street. This will lead them to walk and stumble in a really dramatic fashion which will be amusing for the neighbours to watch.

Nosie Neighbour: (Looking out window see local hussie in 10 inches stelitoes) "Here mavies come here to ya see the set of this Cobblywobbler" (Mavies dashes to the window and upon drawing back the curtain wets herself with laughter and says) "Paddy she a Right COBBLYWOBBLER in them boots state of her"

Cobblywobbler by woddy2305 January 15, 2011

cobblywonk 

A made up British food item designed to confuse Americans who think they know everything about British cuisine because they watched Gordon Ramsey once.

"Mate, don't tell me British food is bland until you've tried cobblywonk."

cobblywonk by ydks August 27, 2021