cobblywonk

A made up British food item designed to confuse Americans who think they know everything about British cuisine because they watched Gordon Ramsey once.

"Mate, don't tell me British food is bland until you've tried cobblywonk."

by ydks August 27, 2021

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Cobblywobbler

Someone who often finds themselves prehaps drunk or in high heals or both on a cobbled street. This will lead them to walk and stumble in a really dramatic fashion which will be amusing for the neighbours to watch.

Nosie Neighbour: (Looking out window see local hussie in 10 inches stelitoes) "Here mavies come here to ya see the set of this Cobblywobbler" (Mavies dashes to the window and upon drawing back the curtain wets herself with laughter and says) "Paddy she a Right COBBLYWOBBLER in them boots state of her"

by woddy2305 January 15, 2011

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