cobblywonk 

A made up British food item designed to confuse Americans who think they know everything about British cuisine because they watched Gordon Ramsey once.

"Mate, don't tell me British food is bland until you've tried cobblywonk."

cobblywonk by ydks August 27, 2021

Cobblywobbler 

Someone who often finds themselves prehaps drunk or in high heals or both on a cobbled street. This will lead them to walk and stumble in a really dramatic fashion which will be amusing for the neighbours to watch.

Nosie Neighbour: (Looking out window see local hussie in 10 inches stelitoes) "Here mavies come here to ya see the set of this Cobblywobbler" (Mavies dashes to the window and upon drawing back the curtain wets herself with laughter and says) "Paddy she a Right COBBLYWOBBLER in them boots state of her"

Cobblywobbler by woddy2305 January 15, 2011

gobblywonkers 

A term that means extremely large boobies

That Girl has the smallest Gobblywonkers I have ever seen!

gobblywonkers by Toesniffer November 29, 2021

cobbleswonked 

A dramatic way of saying you went to sleep or took an unexpected nap

"yo man I got absolutely cobbleswonked last night, my bad for not answering"

cobbleswonked by grey_42 June 26, 2023