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Cobblewatt 

The male equivalent to a queef. The act of farting out of your dick.
I often find that I cobblewatt when I’m nervous, happy, tired, angry, or turned on and it sometimes makes thing uncomfortable.
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cobblemaster 

he who cannot recognize his piss poor quality of work, because he believes, he's the man
hey tony, you want to help replace that floor john did? what a flippin' cobblemaster!
cobblemaster by steven wally December 16, 2008

Cobblepotted 

When spammed with party invites and messages by a single person for no reason.
Jerry sure Cobblepotted us today.
Cobblepotted by Jdkslrif March 29, 2021
he's a minecraft shorts youtuber, wannabe voice actor. does a lot of minecraft parkour in the background of random tumblr posts. it's a wonder how I got into his fandom of sorts. can you even consider this a fandom? anyway, noticed nothing comes up when you look him up here so I'm putting this in.

please stop asking him for whimper audios. he's not gonna do it.
or maybe he will and then I'll look stupid. oh well.
anon 1: cobblecat when are you gonna post the whimper audio
anon 2: LEAVE COBBLECAT ALONE?
anon 3: no they're right
cobblecat by not keno November 11, 2025
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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