CMAWS 

Pronounced see-maws. Definition: Crazy Middle Aged Woman Syndrome

My mom is suffering from a terrible case of CMAWS. She divorced my dad, is dating my best friend, thinks she’s 22 again, and only cares about herself.

CMAWS by Scruggs Mcenzie July 2, 2022

BIG MEATY CLAWS 

A quote in Spongebob from season 2 episode 14.

Well maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if some people didn't try to play with BIG MEATY CLAWS!

BIG MEATY CLAWS by ChloeV124 December 1, 2016

chubby chimp claws 

the hands of obese, hirsute homosexuals... a.k.a. bears.

Hey David, keep your chubby chimp claws off me.

chubby chimp claws by meatgeorgejetson December 21, 2010

ghetto claws 

Fake nails that ghetto women wear. Usually long and sharp.

Daniel- Yo Briana I see you rockin da ghetto claws.

Briana- OOO thanks I just got them at Claires.

ghetto claws by DRubs December 25, 2008

Kitty got claws 

Not to be toyed with; may seem innocent at first, but has a dangerous side.

Adjectives: Feisty, spicy, misleadingly aggressive

Can be used for a number of things: women, teams, pep bands etc.

She slapped him? Damn, kitty got claws.

Kitty got claws by albpeppers September 20, 2010

chawsterbate 

when you masturbate with a dip (chaw) in your lip.

Joe: "Hey guys, I was thinking of going spike hunting and sitting on the biggest one! Wanna join?"
Bob: "Yea! Sounds like a swell time. Anthony come hold hands with me and Joe while we sit on tons of spikes!"
Anthony: "Sounds enticing, but I think I'll hold down the fort and chawsterbate while you and Corynn are out of the room."

chawsterbate by meatpacker69 October 20, 2012

Nigga Claws 

When a preferably Black or Mixed individual refuses to cut their fingernails or toenails. And when they are all gnarled and and grown out they are usually referred to as "Nigga Claws."

Guy 1: "Man did you see that ladies toenails?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, She really had some Nigga Claws!"

Nigga Claws by Lemon_Bass74 BLH April 26, 2011