CAWPIS 

An anagram which stands for Confused About What Pablo Is Saying.
In the not-so popular game Deepworld, this phrase is used to express utter confusion and inability to comprehend what is coming out of this player’s mouth. Often, this is used when the player (i.e EmperorPablo) goes off-topic or talks erratically about seemingly unrelated things.

Pablo: “Did you know I was listening to a song called ‘Hand It Over’ from some band, and I was thinking about how that’s like my sis’ physics teacher! Then, I had a heart-attack. Ey Pandicorn, you can be my mom and I have to eat you. Ben, you wanna rp?

Literally every other player: uh CAWPIS.

CAWPIS by crappypanties July 1, 2019

capistry 

(noun) the artistry of lying or telling a lie (capping or talking cap)

Tom: "Donald Trump built his whole 2016 campaign over convincing people of his lies. He is a master of capistry."

capistry by realandre November 5, 2021

capisci

Understood?

Don't touch my sister again or I'll hack you to pieces! Capisci?

capisci by harwons January 16, 2009

calpis 

1. Calcium enriched soft drink produced in Japan. Encompasses a fairly large product line wich includes carbonated and fruit flavored versions of the drink along with candy and frozen desserts. The most common version of the drink is "Calpis Water," which appears as a milky white liquid similar to milk, yet has a starchy sweet taste and a slightly acid aftertaste.

2. Japanese slang term for ejaculate.

This Calpis tastes funny.
Ore no calpis nonderu yo!

calpis by Susumu November 8, 2004

Capisce 

Capisce (pronounced cah-PEESH) is an Italian word that is used in American slang to say "got it" or "understand." The correct word in Italian would be capisci (pronounced cah-PEE-shee) to address the second person informally, a.k.a. you. Capisce, in Italian, is used only to address the second person formally (like when speaking to an elder or someone you don't know) or to express that a third person (he, she, it) understands. The correct Italian pronunciation of capisce is cah-PEE-shay.

To say I understand is capisco (cah-PEE-sko).

You better get outta my house before I break your face, capisce? Yeah, capisco.

Capisce by L_B May 12, 2007

Capische 

Capische is an Italian word that Americans have somehow gotten a hold of that means 'Do you understand?'.

The appropriate response to this is actually Akash (ah-kahsh), meaning a great bobcat yes.

"And that is how you can remember Maxwell's Equations. Capische?"
"A K A S H."

Capische by realbobcatgdtbab September 17, 2018

capisci

Also written kapeesh and capeesh, the interjection "Capisci?" means "Understood?" in Italian. The final I is either weak or dropped, more so in the Southern Italian dialects, such as Neapolitan.

You touch my cake, you're DEAD, capisci?

capisci by cutesy pastel living doll August 18, 2013