schassberger

A Schassberger is a term used to describe the scenario where you've taken a humungous stinking dump. This is derived from the German origins of the term: 'schass' means 'to chuck out' while 'berger' loosely translates to 'mountain'. Therefore, it is clear that a Schassberger is a large stonking turd that tumbles out your ass after last night's scrumptious dinner of eggs and curried fish. Basically, you don't wanna go into the bathroom after someone's left a Schassberger.
OOh boy I wouldn't go in there for a solid 20 minutes. I had chicken curry last night and bruh I just a massive Schassberger in there fuck, I can taste it.
by crappypanties July 11, 2020
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CAWPIS

An anagram which stands for Confused About What Pablo Is Saying.
In the not-so popular game Deepworld, this phrase is used to express utter confusion and inability to comprehend what is coming out of this player’s mouth. Often, this is used when the player (i.e EmperorPablo) goes off-topic or talks erratically about seemingly unrelated things.
Pablo: “Did you know I was listening to a song called ‘Hand It Over’ from some band, and I was thinking about how that’s like my sis’ physics teacher! Then, I had a heart-attack. Ey Pandicorn, you can be my mom and I have to eat you. Ben, you wanna rp?

Literally every other player: uh CAWPIS.
by crappypanties July 01, 2019
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