C.P.W

means 'Crafty Pocket Wank'
when a dodgy looking man is in a teenage girls trampolining lesson with his hands in his pockets.... CPW

'hey look at that guy with his hands in his pockets...'
'C.P.W?'
'prolly'

by =virus.exe= November 15, 2004

C.P.W.

Crustacean Penis Wart, a penis wart contracted with having sexual interactions with a crustacean 🦞

Michael: yo I had sex with a crab last night
Ben: did you check for C.P.W.???
Michael: what’s that??????
Ben: Crustacean Penis Warts

by Michealisagaynigga May 21, 2019