C.P.W.

Crustacean Penis Wart, a penis wart contracted with having sexual interactions with a crustacean 🦞
Michael: yo I had sex with a crab last night
Ben: did you check for C.P.W.???
Michael: what’s that??????
Ben: Crustacean Penis Warts
by Michealisagaynigga May 21, 2019
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