C.P.H 

Cock per Height. Simple math of size divided by height, both in inches, then multiplied by 100.
Good indicator of proportionality.

Average height 5'8.5" Average cock 5.5". Average C.P.H 8.03.

Sure Little Tony is only 5'5", but his C.P.H is like 14!

C.P.H by AcronymKing February 4, 2015

c.p.h.b. 

Cannabis Powered Hover Board C.P.H.B.

That guy was so high, he flew bye, C.P.H.B.

c.p.h.b. by emilejfagerstromiv May 10, 2019

P.H.P.W.D.C.A.P. 

People who hate people who don’t care about politics. Focus on the useless things.

Guy 1: WAHHH! YOU DON’T CARE ABOUT POLITICS!? YOU MUST NOW!
Guy 2: Shut up you P.H.P.W.D.C.A.P.

P.H.P.W.D.C.A.P. by HKisNOTaCOUNTRY. February 9, 2025

C.P.A.B.H. 

Cant Poop Anywhere But Home
self explanatory

I cant use that bathroom, I'm CPABH

C.P.A.B.H. by gdollar January 3, 2004

R.H.C.P 

R.H.C.P is a word which is short for Red hot chili peppers
one of the best bands ever!
as well as Anthony Kedies!
There Rock/punk

1st guy:Did you see R.H.C.P on the tv?
2nd:Yeah they were the Great!
3rd:Well im going to see them (shows ticckets)
Me:MY TICKKETS!(Grabs R.H.C.P tickkets and runs)

R.H.C.P by Von.M. April 15, 2007

C.P.A.B.H 

also; Can't Pee Anywhere But Home

i cant piss there! Im a C.A.P.B.H.

C.P.A.B.H by of course im V1CKEE January 5, 2004

p.h.c 

(Psychological human contact): (when you work alone all day at the back of the warehouse), the only other employee who comes to see you and talk to you.

When I worked at my previous job, I actually had a personal p.h.c by the name of Matt.

p.h.c by Uncle Dimma April 25, 2017