C.D.S 

C.D.S = Can't Do Shit

That new supervisor has a serious case of C.D.S.

C.D.S by reddragon_859 February 25, 2009

c.d.s.

caucasian denial symptom - one someone white by birth, pretends that they are not to seem "cool"

People who spout random phrases that seem "black" but they use them far too often.

c.d.s. by What does it matter? April 30, 2003

C.D.S.

C.D.S. can be defined as having a mouth that looks similiar to a bear trap. The world was created sometime during 2006 in eastern pennsylvania. For a person to be diagnosed with dreaded CDS their mouth must be able to cut through flesh. Other symptons of CDS are a shark-like appearance or dark circles under the eyes. Protruding lips, the look of having not slept in weeks or persistent crack coccain usage can also be attributed to CDS. A person should not be diagnosed with CDS unless they are extremely ugly and you are sure that they have at least 3 std's. If you come in contact with a CDS sufferer you should seek medical help immediatly. If CDS comes in contact with your skin, wash the infected area for 15 minutes while trying not to throw up. Remember, CDS is a very serious problem. Whenever you see a CDS sufferer you should alert the police and keep a 100 foot distance away from the mutaded sharks mouth.

A lion doesn't hunt out the strongest antalope, it goes after the little retarded one with the broken leg.

-A high school student after being asked why he hooked up with a C.D.S. sufferer.

C.D.S. by Grille Lady October 24, 2006

C-D'S-NUTZ 

When referring to your male genitilia in a comical way.

John: did you see the new cd?
Bill: No i did not
John: well you can C-D's-NUTZ!!!
Bill: goood one bro, you got me good
John: so you want to see them or not?
Bill: dude, you're a queer
John: :)

C-D'S-NUTZ by LUIS O November 8, 2008

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q 

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!

Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q by RANDOMPERSON22345 January 7, 2022

The alliance between D.S. and C.D. 

the alliance of ds and cd pmo it literally hacking they hack chromebooks i dont know why they do it but it annoys me and i want to tell kloetzer

yo, did you hear about The alliance between D.S. and C.D.
yeah, atp im gonna just tell

The alliance between D.S. and C.D. by jlotn March 17, 2025

C.N.D.S. 

Also known as "Chronic Never Down Syndrome" or "Chronic Not Down Syndrome", this symptom is commonly diagnosed to an individual who, on a regular basis, expresses the following:

- Declination to events/parties/get togethers.
- Dismissal of extracurricular activity.
- Refusal to participate in acts of rebellion/danger.
- Prohibition of anything fun in general.

Gato: Hey, so did Roofie answer your text about heading over to pick up some dank?

Manny: He never answered...

Gato: It's the C.N.D.S. , man. It always kicks in when we want to pick up some of Roofie's dank...

C.N.D.S. by KingCat November 28, 2012