C.D.D 

clue deficit disorder. Indicates a person who is chronically clueless. Variation of A.D.D (attention deficit disorder) used as a mild insult or put down.

"The new guy seems nice but he's basically C.D.D.
Yesterday he told the boss his wife was hot.

C.D.D by Clint Atkins November 8, 2008

C.D.D 

clue deficit disorder. Indicates a person who is chronically clueless. Variation of A.D.D (attention deficit disorder) used as a mild insult or put down.

"The new guy seems nice but he's basically C.D.D.
Yesterday he told the boss his wife was hot.

C.D.D by Clint Atkins July 4, 2007

C.D.D. (Compulsive Destructive Disorder) 

C.D.D. aka (Compulsive Destructive Disorder) is the act of blowing shit up just to blow shit up!

C.D.D. (Compulsive Destructive Disorder) is the act of blowing shit up just to blow shit up!
Guy 1: Dude why did you destroy that car!

Guy 2: Sorry man I got C.D.D

C.D.D. (Compulsive Destructive Disorder) by PattonM47 November 22, 2021

O.C.D.D (Obsessive Compulsive Douchebag Disorder) 

A term used to describe, what should be a medical condition, where the affected person is obsessed with a current or ex lover that is a douchebag of some description. This is a generally unhealthy condition where, despite abuse, cheating, and blantant attempts at breaking up with them, the person will still take back an ex and accept their apology for the ump-teenth time. There usually is an abundance of advice from family and friends to advoid the Douche but this person still thinks the two of them should be together forever.

Me: Susie must have O.C.D.D.. She keeps taking Andrew back over and over after he cheats on her, gets another girl pregnant, packs all of her stuff up and moves her out, lies about hanging out with other girls and moves to a different state altogether.

You: Yeah, that definitely sounds like a case of O.C.D.D (Obsessive Compulsive Douchebag Disorder).

O.C.D.D (Obsessive Compulsive Douchebag Disorder) by Far Far Away August 29, 2010

D.C.D.C. 

dcdc or “drunk cigs don’t count” refers to smoking cigarettes only when drunk. This allows people who smoke when drunk to ignore the stigma of smoking and to use drinking as an excuse

Rob: Bro you can’t smoke anymore. That’s so bad for you.
Jake: D.C.D.C. man

Rob: Shit you’re right

D.C.D.C. by i don’t even care August 12, 2021

C.A.D.D. 

Cellular Attention Deficit Disorder: A social disease with no known cause. Victims always seem to be talking on their phone, dialing a number, texting someone, checking their voicemail, playing a game, etc. It has been rumored that the cell phone may actually be attached to the victim's hand.

Get off your phone; You're so C.A.D.D.!!

C.A.D.D. by boyshorts00 April 24, 2007

D.D.C. 

Dick Donation Center. A perfect place for a man about to become a Girl.

He wanted to Become a transsexual so he first went to the D.D.C. to donate his Penis and other sex organs.

D.D.C. by Eliot Benson December 20, 2007