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Christian American Princess; a bitchy, spoiled, christain female; Raised in a wealthy household, selfish, high-maintenance to the point of sheer insanity, stuck-up, yet deemed the most desirable by mothers.

A Female who collects designer fashion items and status symbols (including men).

Large breasted, outwardly attractive, internally spoiled, greedy, complicated, self-righteous, and obnoxiously difficult and overbearing Christian females.
"That girl is a total C.A.P.! "
C.A.P. by capgirl January 19, 2013
Christian American Princess.

Bitchy, selfish, spoiled and snobby. But nice and funny to the people she actually likes. Raised in a rich household a mother striving to achieve having a "CAP daughter".

C.A.P.s enjoy shopping in designer stores and have numerous clothing items of- Louis Vuitton, Coach, Burberry, Chanel, Armani, Juicy, Lafayette, and more.

C.A.P.s are usually amazingly beautiful, with natural beauty. also enjoy flat ironing their hair, if it is naturally straight or curly- they flat iron it either way.

C.A.P.s they love having boyfriends, and are great girlfriends, unless they don't like the guy.

C.A.P.s usually have a few designated sports they enjoy playing. But also, if they dislike their team. They try to be the worst play on the team to annoy them until put onto a team they like.
"She is such a C.A.P !"

"C.A.P.s are perfect."
C.A.P. by tumblrismylifeguuys January 19, 2013
Cap, a take on the ever popular "Jap" (Jewish American Princess), is simply a Christian girl raised in a jewish envrionment who wants nothing more than to be jewish. She owns the usual Jewish clothing staples- Juicy, Kate Spade, Seven Jeans, Citizens of Humanity, Coach, Louis Vutton, etc. etc. She straighens our her already basically straight hair, unlike that of her jewish, curly haired counterparts. She is taller than the average jew, and wishes to be slightly shorter so she too could smash her feet into 4 in heels and not tower over NJB's (nice jewish boys). Jewish mothers accept these women like they would a JAP, and reconize them as one of their own. These women will marry Jews, and assimilate into Jewish society by converting and raising proper whiney jewish children.
OMG, that girl is so Cappy, shes almost as Jappy as Rachel!
C.A.P. by JoJo May 13, 2005
(Cheap-Ass Phone)
Someone whose phone has massive amounts of static when you try and talk to them, mad echoes in the background, or disconnects during conversation.
My sister had the nerve to try and put my mom and I on three-way, knowing her C.A.P. would disconnect us before we could say "Hi".
C.A.P. by LaTasha Voelkel July 15, 2006
Customer Assistance Program. The worst ticketing system ever produced. Evidence that even MSFT can top windows Me
Wow this is only the 32nd time C.A.P. asked me to reload for new data.......this ticket.

OMFG C.A.P. crashed again!

My job is not to support C.A.P. its to use C.A.P. to support other issues.
C.A.P. by Technically Supported February 11, 2010
C-chug A-after P-popping. Usually used when refering to drinking; opening a drink and chugging it. Also an acronym which plays onto itself because you CHUG AFTER POPPING the CAP.
Phil: Hey man want to go inside and C.A.P. a few beers?
Peter: Sure man im trying to get shit faced!
C.A.P. by B-WardLAflair February 27, 2011
abbreviated for COOL ASS PERSONS
Don't come around here trying to disrespect my C.A.P.
C.A.P. by MOECYRUS October 31, 2017
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