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To hit the target perfectly, but fail to stick the landing
I was about to blow it inside her, but then I sneezed and hit her in the eye instead... I totally Bytof’ed that creampie
Bytof by MakFoo July 21, 2018
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Of Polish descent.
A name to be made fun of over and over again.
I will BYTOF your head.
I would love to take a bite out of BYTOF.
Bytof by Lindsay Bytof June 14, 2008
Related Words
Bytof • BYOF • byoFc • bytoey • Bitofachub • byofb • BYOFP • byofpos • BYTFTA • bytfu
Sue: Hey Sally you going to that baby shower at Chili's?
Sally: Yes it's BYOF
Sue: What's BYOF?
Sally: Buy your own food!
BYOF by Smartbabyshowerlady February 25, 2017
Embarrassment over something small or insignificant.
My tiny bull filled me with bytogey, as it was minuscule compared to the larger ones.
Bytogey by Am I A Bucket? October 9, 2023
He is a good boy named Toby often a pupper or doggo
Also know as Muffin Boy, Muffin, Chungus, Scrumptious, Chunk, B, B boy, Boy, Bossiant
"wow that good boy is a byto"
Byto by byto October 15, 2019
Bake Your Own Fucking Pizza. Any ready-to-bake pizza located in the supermarket freezer Isle.
Person 1: Dude, I'm hungry let's order some dominos.

Person 2: No way man, let's get a BYOFP at the supermarket. It tastes better and it's half the price.
BYOFP by Red Steel October 11, 2010
Guy: Hey are you coming to the restaurant?
Girl: No, I'm allergic to the food.
Guy: It's no big deal, just BYOF!
BYOF by n0 r3gr3tz September 26, 2010
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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