Used to describe a man who possesses the physical attributes of an ape, usually with an enormous and bushy beard (
pirate style). Enjoys immersing himself in
popular culture (football, pop music, mainstream television) and usually drives a baby blue or pink
Nissan Micra. Enjoys ranting.
Also likes frequenting local computer retailers in the hope of picking up a guy.
Used in a derogatory sense, akin to noob.