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Byroning 

Verb: To completely shutoff communication and socially exile a female after starting a relationship with her. Followed by an immediate start-up of another relationship with a new female.
He's getting tired of her, so he's byroning her this weekend. Yeah, he found another girl to occupy his time.
Byroning by Brock Stevenson September 23, 2012
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"To byrne" someone is to make them question previously held beliefs/notions by quoting, paraphrasing, or otherwise saying something that Dr. Ryan Matthew Byrne would say or has said.
Subject 1 (the person byrning) to Subject 2 (the person being byrned): "Time is a human construct".

Subject 1 to Subject 2: "Do you know the greek etymology of the word utopia? U-topia. Means 'no land'. DOES NOT EXIST."

Subject 1 can now brag: "I byrned _____(subject 2)" or "I just did some major byrning"
byrning by Kelie April 4, 2008
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The act of two heterosexual male friends (bros) engaging in a completely non-gay activity. e.g. soccer, wrestling. The sheer excitement shared between the male friends causes a tingle in the pants (or shorts, depending on activity) down below, which then leads to sexual intercourse.

past tense:broned
1. After a hot game of tennis, chis complimented jeff on his wicked forehand. jeff was so flattered, that he dropped his racket and can of balls, and started broning chris.

2. Instead of an verbally explaining it, kristoph decided that actually inserting his erect penis into Adi was the best way to explain broning!!
broning by jeffun August 5, 2011

byronigies 

Under excessive workloads and stress, you think to your self in a dilusionary stupor.
"Even a broken clock is right twice a day" ,"all that jelly and no toast", "grilled cheese and no ham","what's up wit it?!","whut dat mouf do doe?" Are byronigies
byronigies by Oh yeah!! December 22, 2013

broning out 

doing anything that involves my little pony, and not caring about what anyone whose a non brony thinks about it.
Bronies: today we're broning out
Non-Brony: you guys are messed up, ponies suck
Bronies: (loving and tolerating) come on bronies, let go broning.

Baroning 

To take, steal, borrow without consent, remove, relocate any item deemed to be of worth to the Baron/Baroner
Just been Baroning down the woods mwarsh and Baroned me a trailer load of logs.
Baroning by retrohowla September 20, 2010
Spending a lazy morning with your guy friends (bros) usually after a wild, late, and eventful night.
After that crazy party, my friends and I spend our broning hungover, lying on the couch talking about all the pussy we got the night before.
broning by thejazzman October 27, 2011
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