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The act of two heterosexual male friends (bros) engaging in a completely non-gay activity. e.g. soccer, wrestling. The sheer excitement shared between the male friends causes a tingle in the pants (or shorts, depending on activity) down below, which then leads to sexual intercourse.

past tense:broned
1. After a hot game of tennis, chis complimented jeff on his wicked forehand. jeff was so flattered, that he dropped his racket and can of balls, and started broning chris.

2. Instead of an verbally explaining it, kristoph decided that actually inserting his erect penis into Adi was the best way to explain broning!!
broning by jeffun August 5, 2011
Related Words

brodingo or Brodingo 

A male greeting, used widely by caucasian surfer types. A combination or Bro: meaning brother or man or friend, and the Australian word for a wild dog, or Dingo.
Whoa "brodingo or Brodingo" , those were some tasty laybacks out there.

Translation: Wow my brother Dog, that was some impressive use of redirection on your surfboard.
brodingo or Brodingo by Brold July 16, 2009

broning out 

doing anything that involves my little pony, and not caring about what anyone whose a non brony thinks about it.
Bronies: today we're broning out
Non-Brony: you guys are messed up, ponies suck
Bronies: (loving and tolerating) come on bronies, let go broning.

Bromingo 

Synonymous with "homey", "bro", or "brosif". Typically used when referring to multiple bros.
"Hey man, just picked up a bottle of Hornitos and Rock Band for the Wii. Round up the bromingos and be at my crib around 7."

"Which one of the bromingos is driving tonight? Not it!!"
Bromingo by Dechko December 9, 2009
Spending a lazy morning with your guy friends (bros) usually after a wild, late, and eventful night.
After that crazy party, my friends and I spend our broning hungover, lying on the couch talking about all the pussy we got the night before.
broning by thejazzman October 27, 2011
contrary to popular and idiotic belief, broning is when you do anything that's related to mlp, whether its watching the show, writing stories, listening to songs, or clopping

also said as Broned, or bronied
Bronie: I was broning SO hard last night
non-bronie: you had gay sex?
Bronie: no you fucking moron, I watch mlp, get your damn facts straight you nitwit
broning by PokemonLover69 April 9, 2015