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Byron’d 

When the opponent has zero skill or decent cards in the art of poker. Plays like an idiot and wins on the last card by luck. Often when this move is used it’s commonly associated with peasants. Is also in relation to the phrase “ dumb luck “ Also been wrote as “Byroned” and if you’ve had a really bad day and felt like you’ve been bent over there’s also “ my ass has just had the Byroning of a life time “
“ I had a winning hand aghh goddamn I just got byron’d “

Babe!! The condom broke I’m having a baby!! “ What!!! Aghhh I just got byron’d “
Byron’d by TheCoolBeanie December 13, 2018
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Byron Center Blow Dryer 

It is the act of cumming on a man or woman’s face, and burping on it until it’s dry, then throwing up into their dirt star and having them poop out your vomit and their feces onto your back
Yo, did you hear that lake edward marsh gave Adam Clark a Byron Center Blow Dryer, no way they do that freak shit

Dirty Byron 

When spelunking in a woman’s balloon knot, you unleash your load in her trunk, pull out and her trunk explodes in a similar fashion to pulling a cork from a shaken champagne bottle.
“Oh I unleashed in her butt and pulled out and she Dirty Byroned me. It took a week to clean up the bits of peanut and corn everywhere!”
Dirty Byron by Jon Sanchez July 13, 2006

dirty byron 

When you cum in a girls butt hole and she hadnt pooped first, the liquid and ramming action liquifies the gunk in her butt. When you pull out, that liquified poo launches out like water from a firehose.
Man, I was down in West Palm and doin this crazy chick in the ass. When I was done and pulled out,she assploded all over me. It was a serious Dirty Byron!
dirty byron by TheSheikm5 October 2, 2007

dirty byron 

When ya plunk your rod in the backdoor of some girl and blow man mustard in her then pull out, all the contents of her ass blow out as well and you better start reachin for a mop and bucket.
Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket... Yeah Im talkin about a serious dirty byron happened last night!
dirty byron by SurfinFreak January 12, 2008

donkey byron 

getting a double kill on two people engaged in combat in halo 3
ex. this mother fucker got 5 donkey byrons on me this game
donkey byron by LT Chufferd May 4, 2008

donkey byron 

I almost snapped my dick attempting that donkey byron.
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