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death by fox trot 

That experience suffered when a rabid ballroom dance junkie goes to an event, and the band or DJ plays a disproportionately large number of slow fox trots to accommodate the septua- and octogenarians on the floor.
We drove two hours each to get to the dance, and had to endure four hours of death by fox trot.
death by fox trot by DrSamba December 6, 2007
Powerful drug disseminated to viewers of and those interviewed by Fox News. Akin to the nerve-deadening injections (botox) which relax facial muscles to promote a more youthful appearance, bofox is injected into the brain via nerve cells connected to the ears and eyes in order to deaden parts of the brain associated with youthful, liberal thinking. Frequent neurological injections result in the conversion of the viewer into a Republican. Lethal dosages are not common due to the frequent interruption of these sensory injections by stupid commercials.
...When we return, Bill O'Reilly has an interview with Lebanese bankers who claim to have ties to Hillary Clinton.
(CUT TO COMMERCIAL) HEAD ON!! APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD!! HEAD ON!! APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD!! HEAD ON!! I LOVE YOUR PRODUCT BUT I HATE YOUR COMMERCIALS!! (Return to air)
Continuing our story, Hillary Clinton injects herself with BOFOX and denies claims that she is supporting terrorism by funneling campaign money through a bank in her former home state of Arkansas the supports terrorism and funds Al Quaeda. This smacks of her flip flop on the Iraq war vote. Viewers who don't want to speak out of both sides of their mouths like Hillary need to turn the sound down to diminish the effects of BOFOX and prevent the chance of an overdose.
bofox by Gunner Mench July 8, 2007
A person who is creative, and kinda a joker, loyal, and all around ROCK SOLID DUDE!
That dudes a real Byford.
Byford by Some kind of peeps December 28, 2019
A person with overly homosexual mannerisms.

Also used as an adjective to describe extremely homosexual events and/or objects.
Wow, I hate that kid. He's such a bfox.
bfox by Loller69 May 19, 2009
a piece of wood, lumber or board....short for a 2"X4"
Shoniquia tried to hit KeeKee with the byfo!
byfo by joepo1992 December 17, 2008
Hey want to come over? Byox

(Bring Your Own Xbox)
byox by Lil klutz February 9, 2021