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Beowls
Word used by hoboss who cant pronounce or for that matter spell "balls". It is also the pronounciation of balls if you have been shot nine times (once in the mouth!)
Student : Hey Miss Miss Miss what does beowls mean?
Teacher : Huh? What page are you on?
Student : Nah i just heard some people saying it down in the shack
Teacher : How do you spell it?
Student : B - E - O - W - L - S
Teacher: dis 'ere piece o' crap coss me sikitty tree dollaz an beowls , an I still need to get some batterah to make it buzz. mothr fuck!
Teacher : Huh? What page are you on?
Student : Nah i just heard some people saying it down in the shack
Teacher : How do you spell it?
Student : B - E - O - W - L - S
Teacher: dis 'ere piece o' crap coss me sikitty tree dollaz an beowls , an I still need to get some batterah to make it buzz. mothr fuck!
Beowls by WhereThePartyAt? December 26, 2010
Related Words
Bweow • Beowulf • beow • Beowulfness • beowieff • Beowls • Beowm • beowulckc • beowulf cluster • Beowulf Effect
Beowulfness
Beowulf, the most awesomest warrior of all time, now has a adjective here. If you're bad-ass along with some kick-ass, you got some serious Beowulfness.
Beowulfness by Beowulf, son of Ecgtheow December 20, 2007
Bleow
An exclamation that means “Check out my awesomeness.” Pronounced to rhyme with “cow” or “how,” usually precedes “How ya like me now?” Sometimes used by white people in conjunction with their attempt to throw a gang sign.
Joey: “Holy shit, you just attempted a 1080 triple Annheuser on your last snowboard jump, and you stuck it!”
Fred: “Bleow.”
Fred: “Bleow.”
Bleow by JammasterJ January 11, 2013
beowz
An evolution of meowz which basically means Big-Meowz... hence Beowz. It expresses the awesomeness of a given moment, or object. Very often used to exclamate the viewing of a sexy female. During an extremely sexy encounter is usually given a starting emphasis... BE-owz.
"Beowz! Greatest song ever"
"Beowz, I just slept with 9 women. Beowz indeed"
"Hey Justin... beowz." *usually followed by silence*
"Beowz, I just slept with 9 women. Beowz indeed"
"Hey Justin... beowz." *usually followed by silence*
beowz by Nick from Vancouver October 6, 2005
beowulf cluster
Beowulf is a design for high-performance parallel computing clusters on inexpensive personal computer hardware. The name comes from the main character in the Old English epic Beowulf.
Commonly used on slashdot.
Commonly used on slashdot.
beowulf cluster by fdsaasdffdsaasdf October 29, 2007
Beowulf
a rather short homosexual male with a small penis who fights people/women naked. a beowulf takes pride upon oneself when he beats on helpless people while naked.
guy 1: did you see that shit with the small cock guy beating his wife while he was naked?
guy2: yea dude, he is such a fucking beowulf...
guy2: yea dude, he is such a fucking beowulf...
Beowulf by craftyweasul January 10, 2011
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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