Bweow 

An animal or person that is extremely cute.

"Wow, Look at that little Bweow!"
"bweooow!!

Bweow by The bweow February 1, 2024

Beowls 

Word used by hoboss who cant pronounce or for that matter spell "balls". It is also the pronounciation of balls if you have been shot nine times (once in the mouth!)

Student : Hey Miss Miss Miss what does beowls mean?
Teacher : Huh? What page are you on?
Student : Nah i just heard some people saying it down in the shack
Teacher : How do you spell it?
Student : B - E - O - W - L - S
Teacher: dis 'ere piece o' crap coss me sikitty tree dollaz an beowls , an I still need to get some batterah to make it buzz. mothr fuck!

Beowls by WhereThePartyAt? December 26, 2010

Beowulfness 

Beowulf, the most awesomest warrior of all time, now has a adjective here. If you're bad-ass along with some kick-ass, you got some serious Beowulfness.

Dude, when you ran over those five guys to get a touchdown-that was some serious Beowulfness!!

Beowulfness by Beowulf, son of Ecgtheow December 20, 2007

Bleow 

An exclamation that means “Check out my awesomeness.” Pronounced to rhyme with “cow” or “how,” usually precedes “How ya like me now?” Sometimes used by white people in conjunction with their attempt to throw a gang sign.

Joey: “Holy shit, you just attempted a 1080 triple Annheuser on your last snowboard jump, and you stuck it!”
Fred: “Bleow.”

Bleow by JammasterJ January 11, 2013

beowz 

An evolution of meowz which basically means Big-Meowz... hence Beowz. It expresses the awesomeness of a given moment, or object. Very often used to exclamate the viewing of a sexy female. During an extremely sexy encounter is usually given a starting emphasis... BE-owz.

"Beowz! Greatest song ever"

"Beowz, I just slept with 9 women. Beowz indeed"

"Hey Justin... beowz." *usually followed by silence*

beowz by Nick from Vancouver October 6, 2005

beowulf cluster 

Beowulf is a design for high-performance parallel computing clusters on inexpensive personal computer hardware. The name comes from the main character in the Old English epic Beowulf.

Commonly used on slashdot.

I wonder how much a beowulf cluster of those voting machines is.

beowulf cluster by fdsaasdffdsaasdf October 29, 2007

Beowulf 

a rather short homosexual male with a small penis who fights people/women naked. a beowulf takes pride upon oneself when he beats on helpless people while naked.

guy 1: did you see that shit with the small cock guy beating his wife while he was naked?

guy2: yea dude, he is such a fucking beowulf...

Beowulf by craftyweasul January 10, 2011