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Word used by hoboss who cant pronounce or for that matter spell "balls". It is also the pronounciation of balls if you have been shot nine times (once in the mouth!)
Student : Hey Miss Miss Miss what does beowls mean?
Teacher : Huh? What page are you on?
Student : Nah i just heard some people saying it down in the shack
Teacher : How do you spell it?
Student : B - E - O - W - L - S
Teacher: dis 'ere piece o' crap coss me sikitty tree dollaz an beowls , an I still need to get some batterah to make it buzz. mothr fuck!
Beowls by WhereThePartyAt? December 26, 2010
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Solar Bowls 

The term refers to using a magnifying lens or fresnel lens to lite a bowl or bong of Marijuana. Instead of a lighter, use a magnifying glass. By positioning the lens at the right spot between the bowl and the sun, you can smoke your herb without inhaling the nasty butane chemicals associated with lighters.

There are benefits to smoking the solar way. First and foremost is taste. Secondly,a Solar Bowl burns clean and tasty to the end and you can get green hits right up to the last toke. Thirdly, by moving the beam of sunlight around the surface of the nugget at the right speed, you can actually vapourize the bud very effectively.

Solar bowl puffing is also very efficient. A bowl smoked with the solar method goes much farther, due to the fact that you are not torching the entire bowl with a huge flame. You are simply “vaporizing” one little spot with an intense beam of light. A bowl smoked with the solar method goes around at least twice as many times as a bowl smoked with a lighter.

Another benefit of solar bowl puffing is that the wind is no longer an issue as the wind becomes irrelevant when you smoke using the solar method.
Person A: Lets go do some Solar Bowls out in the fresh air

Person B: Hell yeah, toking with the power of the sun!
Solar Bowls by TheMadBonger April 1, 2007
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El Bowlspray 

The act of "spraying" the toilet bowl with diarrhea after eating Mexican food.
Mike Hunt had to El Bowlspray after he ate the 5 pound burrito off of Juan Diego's anus.
El Bowlspray by JMoneyMan1 January 20, 2011

Matching Bowls 

v. A term meaning that all parties partaking in a smoke-out donate equal parts of their own weed, if they have any. For instance, if G-Dogg and HomeFry are matching bowls, then for every bowl of G-Dogg's weed that they smoke, HomeFry will pack and share a bowl of his own.
"Let's go smoke. I'll match bowls with you."
Matching Bowls by callinghome November 1, 2004

Bowlscape 

The art of designing the most perfectly engineered grouping of marijuana for optimal smoking and viewing pleasures.
The bowlscape that Jason arranged last night did not only give me an erection from the skill involved in the perfect arrangement but also sent me into a cross eyed fury straight to the kitchen.

bowlshittin 

1. To bullshit someone.

2. To take forever to do something

3. Saying you're going to do something, but never follow through with it.

4. Never showing up to a place after you said you would be there.

Rob: Say dah, where's dat nigga Matt at? He's been in that Exxon buyin a sweet fo like 14 minutes dah.

Stew: He's bowlshittin, story of my life.

bowlshittin by SweetStew December 4, 2007
1. A solution when you are confused.

2. Like a move that takes balls or guts; bewls can be substituted as a "bewlsy move" or a "move that takes bewls".

3. An expression of happiness.

4. Something to be said at a time of synchronous happiness with another person at the same subject.

5. A synonym for the expression "oh well", when you don't care about or give up on something temporarily.

6. Bewls is bewls

7. A substitute for balls but not commonly used. ("that sucks bewls")

8.?
- Hey did you do your history homework?
- Bewls

-You are acting stupid.
-Bewls!!
Bewls by bewlsmando April 25, 2010
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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