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Word used by hoboss who cant pronounce or for that matter spell "balls". It is also the pronounciation of balls if you have been shot nine times (once in the mouth!)
Student : Hey Miss Miss Miss what does beowls mean?
Teacher : Huh? What page are you on?
Student : Nah i just heard some people saying it down in the shack
Teacher : How do you spell it?
Student : B - E - O - W - L - S
Teacher: dis 'ere piece o' crap coss me sikitty tree dollaz an beowls , an I still need to get some batterah to make it buzz. mothr fuck!
Beowls by WhereThePartyAt? December 26, 2010
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Solar Bowls 

The term refers to using a magnifying lens or fresnel lens to lite a bowl or bong of Marijuana. Instead of a lighter, use a magnifying glass. By positioning the lens at the right spot between the bowl and the sun, you can smoke your herb without inhaling the nasty butane chemicals associated with lighters.

There are benefits to smoking the solar way. First and foremost is taste. Secondly,a Solar Bowl burns clean and tasty to the end and you can get green hits right up to the last toke. Thirdly, by moving the beam of sunlight around the surface of the nugget at the right speed, you can actually vapourize the bud very effectively.

Solar bowl puffing is also very efficient. A bowl smoked with the solar method goes much farther, due to the fact that you are not torching the entire bowl with a huge flame. You are simply “vaporizing” one little spot with an intense beam of light. A bowl smoked with the solar method goes around at least twice as many times as a bowl smoked with a lighter.

Another benefit of solar bowl puffing is that the wind is no longer an issue as the wind becomes irrelevant when you smoke using the solar method.
Person A: Lets go do some Solar Bowls out in the fresh air

Person B: Hell yeah, toking with the power of the sun!
Solar Bowls by TheMadBonger April 1, 2007
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El Bowlspray 

The act of "spraying" the toilet bowl with diarrhea after eating Mexican food.
Mike Hunt had to El Bowlspray after he ate the 5 pound burrito off of Juan Diego's anus.
El Bowlspray by JMoneyMan1 January 20, 2011

Matching Bowls 

v. A term meaning that all parties partaking in a smoke-out donate equal parts of their own weed, if they have any. For instance, if G-Dogg and HomeFry are matching bowls, then for every bowl of G-Dogg's weed that they smoke, HomeFry will pack and share a bowl of his own.
"Let's go smoke. I'll match bowls with you."
Matching Bowls by callinghome November 1, 2004

Bowlscape 

The art of designing the most perfectly engineered grouping of marijuana for optimal smoking and viewing pleasures.
The bowlscape that Jason arranged last night did not only give me an erection from the skill involved in the perfect arrangement but also sent me into a cross eyed fury straight to the kitchen.

bowlshittin 

1. To bullshit someone.

2. To take forever to do something

3. Saying you're going to do something, but never follow through with it.

4. Never showing up to a place after you said you would be there.
Rob: Say dah, where's dat nigga Matt at? He's been in that Exxon buyin a sweet fo like 14 minutes dah.

Stew: He's bowlshittin, story of my life.
bowlshittin by SweetStew December 4, 2007
1. A solution when you are confused.

2. Like a move that takes balls or guts; bewls can be substituted as a "bewlsy move" or a "move that takes bewls".

3. An expression of happiness.

4. Something to be said at a time of synchronous happiness with another person at the same subject.

5. A synonym for the expression "oh well", when you don't care about or give up on something temporarily.

6. Bewls is bewls

7. A substitute for balls but not commonly used. ("that sucks bewls")

8.?
- Hey did you do your history homework?
- Bewls

-You are acting stupid.
-Bewls!!
Bewls by bewlsmando April 25, 2010
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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