Buttface Syndrome 

1. When someone's face is ugly to where it looks like someone's ass...

2. When you hallucinate thinking everyone has ass face...

Guy1: Damn! She's sexy but she has buttface syndrome
Guy2: Shut the hell up, she's born that way

Guy1: Everyone's faces look like asses
Guy2: Get off ecstacy you moron!

Buttface Syndrome by fakename06 October 8, 2018

buttface miscreant 

best insult in the whole world
from, gilmore girls

rory: oh no wait, i thought of some, jerk, ass, arrogant, inconsiderate, mindless, frat-boy, low-life, BUTTFACE MISCREANT
logan: buttface miscreant..!?

buttface miscreant by team jess January 9, 2022

buttfacebookdial 

When someone butt dials you through facebook's phone calling feature, it is properly known as a buttfacebookdial.

Buttfacebookdial is a special form of buttdial, or butt dial.

I just got a buttfacebookdial from my brother.

When I put my phone in my pocket I buttfacebookdialed my boss and lost my job, because I had called in sick.

buttfacebookdial by NeologianPJG May 19, 2016

buttface 

A rare kind of human with an ass for a face.

Often seen on the 21th plantet in the solasystem: Planet BF (Planet Buttface)

Offensive words which Buttfaces don't like:
Assface, Dickface, Cracker, Crackface, Faceass and Ass Overlord.

Current Leader of Plantet buttface : Captain Buttface

Buttfaces Pray to Lord Buttface and Captain Buttface every single day and night to keep there lives.

CAPTAIN/LORD BUTTFACE! I PRAY TO YOU MY MIGHTY OVERLORD! PLEASE SPARE ME AND MY FAMILY!
MY DAILY CHORE IS DONE! WILL WE RECEIVE CHICKEN?

buttface by Captain Buttface January 11, 2016

buttface walrus 

an emoticon using a colon and the number three. it looks like a walrus has a butt surgically attached to its face.

guy: hey wats a buttface walrus?
girl: oh its this :3

buttface walrus by kate:3:3:3 June 27, 2009

beluga buttface 

A very ugly person with a face similar to the anus of a beluga

"Ron Jeremy may have a huge dick, but he's totally a beluga buttface!"

beluga buttface by The Replicator December 20, 2014

buttface 

N. a person who you secretly love and just can't stop thinking about, even though you know you should. (by calling someone a buttface you cover up the fact in a flirty way that you love them)

He is such a buttface; I love him.(:

buttface by SAMANTHA shocker December 25, 2007