If you smear Peanut butter in that crevous of yours..boy you gotta stop. Ryans are usually the smearers and just love to put that nutter right in the butter.
That mystery yellow/light brown cream that somehow develops around your butthole even though your sure you thoroughly wiped your ass clean after your last bowel movement. Experts having differing opinions of its cause, but the leading theory is that it is formed by a combination of ass sweat and small amounts of feces juice that leaks out due to weak butthole muscles.
Bro, I didn't push out any turds, but for some reason my ass was covered in creamy butthole butter.
Only the most hardcore of people ever get their buttholes buttered.
Sophie: Hey, Phyllis how was your date earlier this week?
Phyllis: Hey, Sophie! Oooh, it was so much fun! Jared and I had a beautiful dinner by candlelight and then once we were done he butteredmybutthole so well! I had to use crutches to get around for a few days afterward...
Sophie: Okay Phyllis, nobody asked you to be so fuckin' raunchy...you could have just said it went well...
Phyllis: Sophie, you bettershut your mouth hole or I'm gonna make you buttermybutthole too.
Sophie: Jeez Phyllis, don't threaten me with a good time...