A woman whose diet consists of lard. Makes sounds like "blarg." They also like ham, and are really fat and disgusting, but dont seem to understand their current state.
A corpulent sort of male or female that regularly wears large, velvety pants prone to splitting, even tho on a normal sized ass they would look as if one were wearing some sort of tent.
"Dude, hide your curly fries, buttertroll on you six."
Used in the case you see a girl with a supermodel face, but when she smiles, you swear she's got a tub of margarine's worth of yellow goo on her teeth.
A female that happens to be profoundly ugly and weighs 300+ lbs. Always wears clothing six sizes too small that sports images of Tinkerbell or sadly ironic slogans such as "Angel", "Hottie", or "Too Cute". Often aggravated by a pig-like face or snout.
Jay: "Hey Paco, look at that buttertroll coming down the street."
Paco: "Yeah, why don't you go ask for her phone number?"
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!