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Peanut Butter Rim Job 

A sexual act in which a person gently spreads their favorite brand of peanut butter in and around their anus then lets their pet lick it clean.
The country's recent political movements have caused quite an uproar to lower income families in the midwest. However, nothing cheers up a poor redneck like a peanut butter rim job from a loving, confidential family pet.
Peanut Butter Rim Job by JAZ AMP November 3, 2011

butter hand job

Trouser biscuit
She gave him a trouser biscuit at Denny's for his birthday. Best butter hand job ever!
butter hand job by Candermusic January 23, 2018

Peanut Butter Blow Job 

A peanut butter blow job is a blow job where your penis sticks to the roof of her mouth like a bite from a thick peanut butter sandwich requiring some tongue action to get it to release.
My girlfriend is the queen of the peanut butter blow job.

better paying job 

A job that pays, as the name suggests, better ( ie more than) minimum wage in your society
S on: I want a better paying job, but don't want to start by working at

McDonald's or Burger King

Dad: oh well, you can start by trying to save your sinking Titanic

Better paying job 

Exactly what it means; a job that pays you more than the job you currently have.
I need a better paying job

better paying job 

a job that pays, taxes deducted, more than minimum wage (taxes not deducted yet) in your society in your zeitgeist.
son: I don't like outsourcing, It takes all the good jobs out out of the country to some poor people. All there is left is work at McDonald's.

father: i, as a Martian, have a solution for you, involving a better paying job. Brandon, either become self employed, or go work in construction so you can later pull yourself up by your boot straps to become a construction site foreman and then hopefully open your own construction company. that's what our neighbor did with his life i am hearing.