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nut-butter & cum-jelly sandwich 

A nut-butter & cum-jelly sandwich is a sandwich made from bread, cum, and jellied cum-shots.
Matt packed me a lunch with his nut-butter & cum-jelly sandwiches!

Banana Butter-Cum Pie 

A Banana Butter-Cum Pie is a banana-creme pie with a dollop of whipped cum on it.
The other cadets all donated their sperm so we could all have Banana Butter-Cum Pie for dessert.
Banana Butter-Cum Pie by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021

peanut butter cum 

cum that you have mixed shit and/or peanut butter with.
Guy 1 : Hey! Wanna come and make some peanut butter cum?

Guy 2 : Sure! Let's go!

Butter-nut-cum 

A rephrase of the vegetable butternut squash used in an attempt at comedy, may be used to break an awkward silence or simply as a powerful statement.
Ollie - "Butternut Squash? More like Butter-nut-cum!"
*silence*
Butter-nut-cum by TheShiftyJ April 15, 2022

Cum Butter 

The semen left over in a vagina that has slowly made its way out and accumulated around the labia. This semen over time dries and forms a buttery cream.
I went down on this chick and it was obvious that i was getting sloppy seconds the cum butter build up was insane.

cum butter not to be confused with duck butter

If this chick doesn't shower her boyfriend is gonna notice my cum butter.
Cum Butter by Jonathan M, Madison H December 18, 2008

Cum butter 

Cum butter is when you make butter out of your cum usaly made the old fashion way.
Sam made his own cum butter
Cum butter by N_E_K June 20, 2016
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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