waxy hairy deep cave dwelling gob of
lard like substance reeking of wet band
aids and buffalo sauce. Often found stewing in the pungent oniony smelling naval cavities of the
obese species.
one day upon exiting the shower, I observed a large gob of hairey button
butter crawling its way out of my boyfriends cavernous belly button, he then proceeded to fling sling and sniff. smells like wet band
aids and
burnt vinegar.