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Butter Braid 

A sexual act for the culinarily inclined. The Butter Braid is performed when the male has protected sex with a woman and ejaculates into the condom. He then retracts his penis, carefully removes the condom, and proceeds to use the filled condom like an icing packet and ices the thorax of the female, as if she was a raspberry Butter Braid. If he wants to add a narcissistic touch, he can write his own name in the icing.
A.R.: "Dude I haven't gotten action since the Reagan administration, but how's that new girl you've been seeing?"
F.S.: "Really well, but she's still making me rock the Jimmy hats. Lame I know, but she let me butter braid her this morning. Nothing like hot icing on warm buns playa".
Butter Braid by FreakoSuave January 1, 2019
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Brad Butter

A cheap brand of clothing, generally the poor mans Ed Hardy.
"Man that Ed Hardy shirt's $150! I'll just go get that Brad Butter one for $15!"
Brad Butter by HCo22 May 25, 2009

butterbrain 

A female who is super hot with a nice body and face, but is brain dead.

butterbrain = "but her brain"
Guy 1: Damn that girl is smokin hot!
Guy 2: Yeah but she's a butterbrain
Guy 1: Oh screw her
butterbrain by Makolyte June 26, 2009

butterbrain 

1.) (n) Someone who uses drugs regularly and/or habitually, esp. hard drugs (crack cocaine, heroin, methamphetamines, etc.)

2.) (n) A junkie or drug addict.

Called a "butterbrain" as the user's brain has been melted down or fried through constant drug abuse. This shows itself through a lack of rational behavior, thought process, and severely limited intellect.
1.) "Man, that dude has smoked so many rocks, he's just a butterbrain now".

2.) "That dealer down the block is always sold out from those butterbrain's buying up all his shit."
butterbrain by Paul W. G. June 27, 2007
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