Butter Braid

A sexual act for the culinarily inclined. The Butter Braid is performed when the male has protected sex with a woman and ejaculates into the condom. He then retracts his penis, carefully removes the condom, and proceeds to use the filled condom like an icing packet and ices the thorax of the female, as if she was a raspberry Butter Braid. If he wants to add a narcissistic touch, he can write his own name in the icing.

A.R.: "Dude I haven't gotten action since the Reagan administration, but how's that new girl you've been seeing?"
F.S.: "Really well, but she's still making me rock the Jimmy hats. Lame I know, but she let me butter braid her this morning. Nothing like hot icing on warm buns playa".

Butter Braid by FreakoSuave January 1, 2019

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Brad Butter

A cheap brand of clothing, generally the poor mans Ed Hardy.

"Man that Ed Hardy shirt's $150! I'll just go get that Brad Butter one for $15!"

Brad Butter by HCo22 May 25, 2009

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butterbrain

A female who is super hot with a nice body and face, but is brain dead.

butterbrain = "but her brain"

Guy 1: Damn that girl is smokin hot!
Guy 2: Yeah but she's a butterbrain
Guy 1: Oh screw her

butterbrain by Makolyte June 26, 2009

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butterbrain

1.) (n) Someone who uses drugs regularly and/or habitually, esp. hard drugs (crack cocaine, heroin, methamphetamines, etc.)

2.) (n) A junkie or drug addict.

Called a "butterbrain" as the user's brain has been melted down or fried through constant drug abuse. This shows itself through a lack of rational behavior, thought process, and severely limited intellect.

1.) "Man, that dude has smoked so many rocks, he's just a butterbrain now".

2.) "That dealer down the block is always sold out from those butterbrain's buying up all his shit."

butterbrain by Paul W. G. June 27, 2007

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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