Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

buttstonked 

Being so twistedly fucked up (extremely inebriated in some form) that you literally can not and do not want to do anything.
X: Dude, that party was intensity in ten cities!

Y: Totally so dude, let's roast these righteous herbs and get thoroughly buttstonked to celebrate!

buttstories 

No one really knows what it is. It might just the kewlest hangout in irc. It was started out by Pendulum and Admiralscotchtape.
Join us if you have a buttstories foo!/
buttstories by buttstories November 11, 2006

butt stogie 

sto·gie
A hand rolled cigarette made entirely from the recycled tobacco of discarded cigarette ends. The term 'stogie' was originally used to describe cheap cigars.
Dave: Hey Kev we're outta ciggies.

Kev : Pass me the ashtray and the skins then dude and ill roll a butt stogie!
butt stogie by MCMXCV April 7, 2008

buttstories 

Inspired by KAT of when she told a story about some guy getting his face planted in someones butt and that is wher it came from!
BoyzIImen:"Ones i was walking in the park and some dogg tried to hump me with his butt!"
Ass: dam boi thats some dam good buttstories pendejo
buttstories by dudehy July 16, 2008

buttstove 

A man who enjoys hot steamy malecreamy goodness entering the inner depths of his rectum
Todd- hey, jimmy, I hear you like dick in your ass

Jimmy- hell yeah, i'm a hardcore buttstove
buttstove by Father EEP January 18, 2008

Buttloogie 

It's where you hack a loogie from your butt. Or it is a crap.
Ew, was that a buttloogie that just came out?
Buttloogie by Bailey_Dawson January 18, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Load more