Butt on Moon 

This is a theoretical sex position in which one person is clenching the handle end of a wooden spoon inside their butt and lowers the bowl end of the spoon towards another persons butt (the moon) until it lands on the butt. The bowl end of the spoon is then inserted into the butthole until both of the butts touch.

This is a reference to the 1980's British Children's TV Series "Button Moon".

"Did you hear that Sapphora did Butt on Moon with Hup and the spoon broke in half?"
"I don't believe it, Butt on Moon is strictly theoretical"

Butt on Moon by goldencherry10 August 24, 2025

button moon 

the best, coolest, most life changing kids tv show in the world!

We're off to button moon, follow Mr Spoon...

button moon by Emma F January 20, 2004

button moon 

Oh my god!!!!! Button Moon...this my love's was the greatest tv program ever!!! You don't know how much I love it!!
Mr Spoon
Mrs Spoon
Tina Teaspoon
Egbert the ice-cream vendor

Oh there will never be a program like it!!!

Mr. Spoon, who lives with his family on Junk Planet, takes his daughter, Tina Teaspoon, to Button Moon. They find some talking umbrellas there and through a telescope see a hare and a tortoise having a race.

See that's just one episode!!! Ooof how I love it!!

button moon by Stillnotperfect +) November 11, 2006

Button Moon 

The bejewelled parallel universe into which the observer is dropped upon administering a high dose of Dimethyltryptamine. Occuring a few seconds after the cosmic rubber band is stretched across the shortest route between the eardrums and twanged by the machine elves in mesemeric symphony, it is characterised by jaw-dropping awe at the brilliant visions of technicolour fractal gifts progressively mutating while Lawnmower Man vomits baked beans and M&Ms out of of the observer's own eyes. Reference to the Thames Television animated series enjoyed by millions of children in the 1980s, which, at 10 minutes per episode, lasted as long as a DMT trip does.

Q: Mrs Spoon, could you take the pipe from me in a moment? I'm off to Button Moon and I don't want it to drop it when the machine elves spew baked beans into my brain.
A: Of course I can, Mr Spoon.

Button Moon by Movis123 October 17, 2013