Butt blossoms

When you take a shit and it feels like it's a flower blooming against your ass cheeks

I had butt blossoms today, there wasn't enough toilet paper to Wipe it.

by PsychoLogic1989 July 25, 2018

Butt Blossom

Butt Blossom: anus; asshole the look of an anus; or someone who acts like an asshole

Dee yelled at Hank, "You are acting like a butt blossom again, you fart brained ass munch."

by TooSick4U March 27, 2007

Butt Blossom

when you grow a blossoming plant out your asshole

hey thats a nice butt blossom

by bigpeenboy September 10, 2019