Butt blossoms

When you take a shit and it feels like it's a flower blooming against your ass cheeks

I had butt blossoms today, there wasn't enough toilet paper to Wipe it.

Butt blossoms by PsychoLogic1989 July 25, 2018

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Butt Blossom

Butt Blossom: anus; asshole the look of an anus; or someone who acts like an asshole

Dee yelled at Hank, "You are acting like a butt blossom again, you fart brained ass munch."

Butt Blossom by TooSick4U March 27, 2007

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Butt Blossom

when you grow a blossoming plant out your asshole

hey thats a nice butt blossom

Butt Blossom by bigpeenboy September 10, 2019

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A Broom blossom butt butcher

To take a broom and shove it 30 Inches up your Ass , until you feel like you poke your organs and get cracy diarrhea

Whats up Luis, do you want to do A Broom blossom butt butcher tommorow ?

A Broom blossom butt butcher by Papa Julian May 18, 2026

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SkyPesos

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.

- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.

SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018

Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

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Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.

Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.

Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

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Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.

1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.

Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009

Word of the Day on August 12, 2026

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