Butt Weeds

The hair that grows out of your ass crack

dude your butt weeds are so long

by amk010210 July 12, 2010

Butt weed

Portion of a female (or God forbid a male...) tramp stamp that rises in a curly fashion out of the top of her rolled-down gym shorts, as if growing out of the dirt in her ass crack. Most commonly observed in the gym where sluts roll down their shorts to attract attention, or at the beach. The butt weed has the property of turning an otherwise sexy girl summarily into a piece of trash.

Dude #1: "Bro check that one out. I'd hit that shit"
Dude #2: (turns to look and girl turns around) "Dude, fuck that she's got butt weed."
Dude #1: "Yeah didn't see that. I'm over it."

by ucfryan November 8, 2006

weed butt

What you get after consuming a marijuana edible and all your farts smell of weed.

Sam: "I smell weed.. Did someone just smoke?"
Frodo: "Nah man, Merry just has a really bad case of weed butt."

by gandgastman October 16, 2013

buttweed

A nonsensical word to be used as an insult around children, in place of a harsher word.

Dadgummit, that buttweed just pulled out in front of me! Rats!

by Joe Bod August 1, 2010

buttweeder

A cosmetician who specializes in completely removing hair from the pubic and butt-crack region, also known as performing a brazilian wax.

Susie prepared for her hot date with a manicure and a visit to the buttweeder.

by Makooka December 20, 2010

mexican buttweed

Its that gross shwag that has spider webs in it and shit. It smells bad, not even like weed something more like dirt and its usually also in a shitty bag. You can smoke mad blunts and wont even get high. Its is rumored to actually be shipped out of illegal mexican butts.

Eww dog fuck this "mexican buttweed". Ive smoke 3 blunts of this mexican buttweed and still not high.

by Grisnach the gay vampire sub October 24, 2008

Buttweed

A weed cigarette that you put between your asscheeks and suck in.

Dave: Girl, did you hear what happened to Tom?

Sheila: No. what happened?

Dave: He got arrested for smoking buttweed while driving.

by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 16, 2023