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Shit Rape

the action of forcing your ass onto someone else’s and shitting down their asshole.

The defendant received ten years in prison for shit rape.

by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 23, 2023

Octopussy

While having sex with a girl, grab an octopus, put it on the girl’s pussy, and let it ejaculate it’s ink into her pussy.

“Gave my girl a nice octopussy last night.”

by IAmTheOneWhoShits February 13, 2025

Hutt

A usually huge obese male that sits down on the couch all day playing games and gorging himself on whatever junk food and drink he loves. Completely unable to support himself so he leeches off other poor bastards in his life. Also has his unfortunate neighbor or mother get his groceries because he isn’t very industrious. And he forces his friends to go on the streets and kidnap hot young women ranging from the ages 18 to 36 to turn into his personal slaves that will do everything he wants them to do, all because he can’t get up off his fat ass to do the dirty work for himself. And will likely meet his end at the hands of his slave when she wraps a rope, chain, or his oversized belt around his fat neck and strangles him to death. Hutts range from the ages 24 to 60. Ultimately hutts are the scummiest human beings to walk the face of the Earth. Hutts get their name from Jabba The Hutt who is a character from Star Wars.

Reporter: Last night twenty-six year old Merinda Cortez of Albany, Georgia dissapeared from her Avondale home after leaving to pick up her boyfriend in Whispering Pines. The police investigating tell us that this might be a possible kidnapping.

Patrick: Those fucking hutts are at it again.

by IAmTheOneWhoShits November 8, 2024

Vector

OH YEAH!!!!

“VECTOR! That’s me, ‘cause I’m committing crimes, with both direction... and… MAGNITUDE! OH YEAH!!!!”

by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 3, 2024

Shave Your Beard

To tell someone off over something pointless or ridiculous. Used when your friend is rambling about something that isn’t even your business and you just have to get him to shut the fuck up.

Ron: Yo bro! I talked to that Adrianna girl in school today. She’ll be my prom date! Isn’t this so ex-

Peter: Shave your beard, Ron.

Ron: What?

Peter: I said shave your beard Ron!

by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 9, 2024

Buttweed

A weed cigarette that you put between your asscheeks and suck in.

Dave: Girl, did you hear what happened to Tom?

Sheila: No. what happened?

Dave: He got arrested for smoking buttweed while driving.

by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 16, 2023

Huachimingo

Some weird ass rabbit creature from the Chilean puppet show called 31 Minutos. It is a grey rabbit with “spots” all over it. You may think they’re spots are natural, but they’re actually tattoos as revealed in 31 Minutos: La Película.

Percy: Where’s Con?

Eamonn: He fled to Chile to live among the Huachimingos. Bastard is going to regret it when he sees how they get their ”spots”.

by IAmTheOneWhoShits November 22, 2024