To tell someone off over something pointless or ridiculous. Used when your friend is rambling about something that isn’t even your business and you just have to get him to shut the fuck up.
Ron: Yo bro! I talked to that Adrianna girl in school today. She’ll be my prom date! Isn’t this so ex-
Peter: Shave your beard, Ron.
Ron: What?
Peter: I said shave your beard Ron!
Peter: Shave your beard, Ron.
Ron: What?
Peter: I said shave your beard Ron!
by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 10, 2024
A usually huge obese male that sits down on the couch all day playing games and gorging himself on whatever junk food and drink he loves. Completely unable to support himself so he leeches off other poor bastards in his life. Also has his unfortunate neighbor or mother get his groceries because he isn’t very industrious. And he forces his friends to go on the streets and kidnap hot young women ranging from the ages 18 to 36 to turn into his personal slaves that will do everything he wants them to do, all because he can’t get up off his fat ass to do the dirty work for himself. And will likely meet his end at the hands of his slave when she wraps a rope, chain, or his oversized belt around his fat neck and strangles him to death. Hutts range from the ages 24 to 60. Ultimately hutts are the scummiest human beings to walk the face of the Earth. Hutts get their name from Jabba The Hutt who is a character from Star Wars.
Reporter: Last night twenty-six year old Merinda Cortez of Albany, Georgia dissapeared from her Avondale home after leaving to pick up her boyfriend in Whispering Pines. The police investigating tell us that this might be a possible kidnapping.
Patrick: Those fucking hutts are at it again.
Patrick: Those fucking hutts are at it again.
by IAmTheOneWhoShits November 08, 2024
by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 23, 2023
A situation where you dump two of your best friends who are usually dumb as fuck and causing trouble in your life or the lives of your other friends in the middle of nowhere. In order for this to work, fake a road trip and invite your two dumbass friends with you alongside another friend. Once the four of you are together, drive out to an isolated area whether it be the woods or a desert. Park on the side of the road and order your two idiot friends out of the car. Once they exit throw a few chewy bars and four drinks to them so that they don’t die out in the open. Proceed to say something along the lines of “Sayonara retards!”, then speed off, leaving your two friends stranded in the middle of nowhere with no way back to civilization unless a car happens to speed by and the two douchebags hitchhike. Leave the friends there for eight to ten hours. Once time is up, drive back to where you last left them. Be aware that they might have walked far enough so you have to call them or text them. If they don’t reply, that’s when you know you fucked up and they are missing (fortunately). If they do reply, tell them to meet up here or there and then pick them up. Once they get in the car and start bitching to you for abandoning them, make threats that you may actually carry out to get them to shut the fuck up. Then drive them to their homes. This technique works with a lot of people and has spared them of all the future issues those two losers will cause.
Noel and Steve left Drake and Ted out in the Sonoran Desert for the rest of the day. It was survival of the retards for those two unfortunates.
by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 22, 2024
One thing about Trump…
His name fits him perfectly:
Demented
Orange
Neurotic
Asinine
Lying
Dickhead
Jerkoff
Obstinate
Horrible
Neo-Nazi
Toxic
Rude
Useless
Moronic
Putz
His name fits him perfectly:
Demented
Orange
Neurotic
Asinine
Lying
Dickhead
Jerkoff
Obstinate
Horrible
Neo-Nazi
Toxic
Rude
Useless
Moronic
Putz
by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 13, 2024
by IAmTheOneWhoShits November 08, 2024
Some weird ass rabbit creature from the Chilean puppet show called 31 Minutos. It is a grey rabbit with “spots” all over it. You may think they’re spots are natural, but they’re actually tattoos as revealed in 31 Minutos: La Película.
Percy: Where’s Con?
Eamonn: He fled to Chile to live among the Huachimingos. Bastard is going to regret it when he sees how they get their ”spots”.
Eamonn: He fled to Chile to live among the Huachimingos. Bastard is going to regret it when he sees how they get their ”spots”.
by IAmTheOneWhoShits November 23, 2024