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Butt Bongos
When one pulls his pants down to expose bare bottocks, places them by an unsuspecting victim's head, and proceeds to slap his own bottocks as if he is playing the bongo drums. This results in an unpleasant yet humorous surprise for the victim.
In a movie theater: "Hey, you tap that guy in front of us on the shoulder while I give him the butt bongos". *Friend taps the person sitting in the row in front of him on the shoulder. The victim then turns around to see two naked bottocks in close proximity to his face, while two hands are slapping them in a rhythmic fashion. *
Butt Bongos by Jeff Ashton April 15, 2005
Related Words
Butt Bong • butt bonging • Butt Bongos • bongo butt • Bongolian Butt-noid • Butt • butt pirate • Butt nugget • butt slut • butt-load
butt bonging
The act of having marijuana smoke blown into one's anal cavity, preferably by a good looking member of the opposite sex, to achieve a potent buzz.
Guy 1: That chick is fine but she is a real shit breather.
Guy 2: That's because she likes butt bonging, she had her tongue in my ass last week!
Guy 2: That's because she likes butt bonging, she had her tongue in my ass last week!
butt bonging by Stu Nahan October 12, 2011
Bongo Butt
Bongo Butt by TheDirtyFenus January 16, 2017
bongo butt
is a male bottom that is deliciously round and irresistible to touch. Often used for slapping in public and for playing it like a sexy bongo. May or may not be hairy, but it's always plump.
bongo butt by kittii November 10, 2013
Bongolian Butt-noid
Bongolian Butt-noid by Scooter Scotch February 2, 2010
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