Butikis

butikis is the single greatest last name ever if you dont value yourself or you have a great sense of humor and scare people
it comes out of the poorer side of western Europe where people actually have to earn things to get them. so people with this last name when not rich or famous usually become popular contractors, bartenders, and engineers because unlike western white people they actually have skill.

damn that (insert name here) butikis built the bar and is serving the drinks.

guy one: hey (insert name here) seems kinda sad today
two : why dont you say something?

one : HELL NO ! THAT GUY SCARES THE CRAP OUT OF ME!

by of turkish decent August 12, 2010

Dick Buttkiss

The condition known as Dick Buttkiss occurs in severely overweight men who are already experiencing a prolonged case of "flounder dick". The flounder dick is forced to migrate so far south that it eventually locates itself right up against your butthole- resulting in a Dick Buttkiss.

I knew a guy who couldn't sit down because of his Dick Buttkiss.

by drbinshore May 14, 2010

butkis

Doing absolutely nothing.

"But we did nothing, absolutely butkis that day"

by anarchymicro December 16, 2007

Butkiss

A nice way of saying Ass Hole.

Listen butkiss, I understand how you feel.

by Lil Yung Gee August 22, 2019

Dick Buttkiss

When a person is spooning with their male partner, whose penis is wedged between their buttcheeks, and the person farts on their partner's penis.

I woke up my husband this morning with a Dick Buttkiss.

by cyberharpie September 20, 2016

buttkiss

A life donk. one who is so desperate and broke he will slob on little penis for five dollars. also mooches off of his parents.

Man, Marcus is such a buttkiss. All that life donk does is mooch off his momma Tina and lose money.

by driftdc5 March 26, 2008

Buttkiss

To spread one's unwashed, possibly unwiped buttocks and place them and their dividing orifice against the person or possessions of another. And kiss.

Ryan spilt the last of our milk, so I totally buttkissed his pillow. He has pinkeye.

by Jyrkface November 20, 2009