Business-Plan 

That's a so fucking cool thing. Your idea can be famous for nothing. You can fucking open a porn-site and the teacher won't say nothing. That's the fucking best idea in the fucking planet.

Like I said that's so good that will blow your mind.

Business-Plan is the best thing ever created

Business-Plan by Bebesmebe March 3, 2020

Business plan 

Something that most entrepreneur's start their businesses without.

Initial Investor: May I have a copy of your business plan?
Naive Entrepreneur: Well I don't have one per say, it's all in my head.

Business plan by TheOneAndOnlyllldd October 12, 2014

Steve Jobs Business Plan 

A product differentiation strategy that involves releasing multiple variations of the same product with just notable differences in each successive generation to the point where consumers feel they must upgrade. If the gap between the product the consumer owns and the product the company just released is 2 generation apart or larger, the consumer's product is outdated to the point that its value has plummeted to levels where resell value is less than half of the original cost and/or the company has cut off support for the product either formally or in a de facto manner (e.g. releasing updates to iOS that consume increasing amounts of RAM since it is designed to run on the newer harder with more RAM, but the older hardware becomes defunct because all of its RAM is being used to run the operating system and not any programs, such as music).

I got the iPhone when it came out, but I want to get the iPhone 3GS because it's half an ounce lighter. Unfortunately, the Steve Jobs Business Plan has rendered my iPhone worthless.

Steve Jobs Business Plan by Alpha19745 May 23, 2011

business plant

a plant that does business stuff

yo i just got a business plant

business plant by scp sl guy April 18, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004