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bushmaster
bushmaster by ThE SIm e O knee May 6, 2011
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Bushmaster
The scapegoat of personal responsiblity, presented by select Democrats as their weapon in their effort to absolve the 2nd amendment. This weapon, mis-identified as an "assault" rifle, is only capable of what the operator desires, much in the way a knife, a car, or their own two hands are capable of.
It has been determined that this inanimate object instantly enrages the soul of whoever holds it, hurtling them into an unquenchable flame of murder and mayhem. The fundamental basis for this theory is unfounded and fully accepted by those seeking a quick answer for a tragedy. Although banning this item will prove futile in stopping school shootings, the scared and meek will feel secure in disarming the law abiding and responsible citizens of the United States.
A semi automatic rifle demonizied by the misguided wife of some cripple hell bent on outlawing everything in America other than sporks.
It has been determined that this inanimate object instantly enrages the soul of whoever holds it, hurtling them into an unquenchable flame of murder and mayhem. The fundamental basis for this theory is unfounded and fully accepted by those seeking a quick answer for a tragedy. Although banning this item will prove futile in stopping school shootings, the scared and meek will feel secure in disarming the law abiding and responsible citizens of the United States.
A semi automatic rifle demonizied by the misguided wife of some cripple hell bent on outlawing everything in America other than sporks.
Bushmaster. AHHHHH! NOOOOOO!!!!! It shoots EVERY TIME YOU PULL THE TRIGGER!!!. It's an ASSAULT RIFLE!!!! RUUUUNNN!!!!
Bushmaster by Green eggs and baaaam February 18, 2014
bushmaster
Derogatory term for a gay porn star. It possibly came from subtle unwitty jokes, originally spoken by Beavis in Beavis and Butthead.
Example: Ron Jeremy has had sex or dominated hairy bushes, the hair around the genitalia, of both sexes.
It can be used indirectly or politically for instance:
George Bush has had butt-sex with Osama Bin Laden eg promoting him into becoming bushmaster.
Monica Lewinski has ravaged her bush by Bill Clinton in the presidential office by enforcing executive decision over master of the bush.
Example: Ron Jeremy has had sex or dominated hairy bushes, the hair around the genitalia, of both sexes.
It can be used indirectly or politically for instance:
George Bush has had butt-sex with Osama Bin Laden eg promoting him into becoming bushmaster.
Monica Lewinski has ravaged her bush by Bill Clinton in the presidential office by enforcing executive decision over master of the bush.
bushmaster by anon76889 May 28, 2010
bushmastaK
also known as 'the typhoon.' he possesses large amounts of aura. recently teaming up with the lonewolf, he has been appropriately trained to conquer the tsunami
bushmastaK been going crazy in clash of clans recently
bushmastaK by gronktown September 4, 2026
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