A slang term meaning extremely intoxicated by alcohol. This is a popular term in SW Scotland, especially in Dumfries. It is sometimes pronounced "Biscuit Ersed" or "Biscuit Airsed"

"You get biscuit arsed every weekend"

Biscuit Arsed by Scotia fae the Toon April 13, 2007

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Biscuit Arse

Losing the feeling momentarily from your bum to your toes. Accompanied by a tingly feeling when it comes back. Usually brought on by fear, the term refers to the idea that you have dunked your bicuit in a cup of tea, and it has now turned to mush - this is what happens to the lower half of your body.

Watching a TV programme about space, the universe, other cosmic forces - the fear that one cant comprehend we are living on a little ball floating in the middle of nothing that goes on forever - brings on the biscuit arse reaction. It's easier to just think the world is flat - no biscuit arse then.

Biscuit Arse by SuzyLL June 22, 2011

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arse biscuit

Something drunk old irish priests say

Father Ted: "Would you like some more tea, father?"
Father Jack: "ARSE BISCUITS!"

arse biscuit by Chris "Kreejo" JJ September 24, 2006

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arse biscuit

An arse biscuit is usually an insult, it basically translates as your the piece of shit, hanging from someones arse hair, thats gone crusty like a biscuit! Usually a word to insult a man, as women dont tend to get arse hair!

Your a fuckin arse bisuit

arse biscuit by Bobina July 18, 2005

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