burtch

An alternative to bitch.

Urban Dictionary rejects my words because they are a bunch of burtch nurgers from burtch nurger land.

burtch by Sapient2050 October 24, 2010

Burtch

Burtch is a blend of bourbon and scotch whiskey pioneered by the founder of Chubbs Whiskey and Distillery, Charles Shian. It's a premium blended American whiskey based on an old vintage formula that is parts bourbon parts scotch.

Hey have you tried that new blend of whiskey called "burtch", which is basically a blend of bourbon and scotch. I tried it the other day and it's pretty good.

Burtch by Yuppy January 22, 2019

Bingley Butcher 

A tight-fisted person who eats Road Kill rather than buying meat.

That lad is a right Bingley Butcher! Have sniff of his lunch

Bingley Butcher by Greg_the_Smeg February 13, 2019

bortchilism 

1. (n) Disease brought about by grunge or lewd behavior.

2. (n) The act of bortching

1. My friend just snorted bloody apple juice out of her nose. Now I have bortchilism.

2. Did you go to that bortchilism run/walk yesterday?

bortchilism by Elliot1670 January 24, 2011

The lamb ate the butcher! 

Things don't always go according to what's logical or expected.

Nobody gave David a chance in Hell against Golieth, but David fought in faith, and "The lamb ate the butcher!"

The lamb ate the butcher! by talk2me-JCH2 March 19, 2022

soft butch 

A lesbian who prefers to dress in a butch/masculine/androgynous way, but may have a more feminine attitude; considered the opposite of a “chapstick lesbian”

Person A: “Where do you fall on the futch scale?”
Person B: “I’m a soft butch.”

soft butch by lesbeans are valid February 10, 2018

butcheek on a stick

Something that hurts a lot.

Mother trucker dude, that hurt like a butcheek on a stick!

butcheek on a stick by boarsoldier May 20, 2015