Burritus

Someone who is out of shape with a body build like a fully stuffed burrito.

When a persons body is full of the same contents as a burrito as well as a similar outward appearance as a burrito.

I don’t want to date Clair, she looks burritus.

I need to start going to the gym, I’m starting to get burritus.

by xChocoBearX April 21, 2019

burritosplosion

The result of a microwaved burrito when the seam bursts at one or both ends, usually producing a hot beany mess.

My microwave fell victim to a burritosplosion, so I had to spend an hour cleaning the beans and cheese out of it.

by poizon_elff February 20, 2010

Burritos on Deck! Tea on Ice!

The song sung in reference to making a trip to El Indio Mexican Restaurant in Gainesville, Florida or any good quality mexican restaurant for that matter. The song is sung by the legendary owner of the legendary Nigel the Pig. The song is sung to the rhythm of " Whatever you like" by T.I.

Guy 1: Yo we got coupons to dio. Ima get that combo and sweet tea

Guy 2: Coupons?!

Burritos on Deck! Tea on Ice! We got coupons! so you can have whatever combo you like!! I said you can have any combo you like!! yeeeaaa!!! Its gonna treat you so special so nice! We got coupons so baby you can have whatever you like!! I said you can have whatever you like!!

Guy 1: Oh shoot!

by Daytony500fan February 24, 2017

Bruces Burritos

The most delicious place to eat any sort of mexican food outside of mexico, possibly even inside mexico. Whenever you come to Bruces you will be intensely pleased in the mouth and can't wait to come back for more. Bruce's is the only restaurant in the state of Maine that is is perfectly acceptable, and even expected for stoners to come dine in, most commonly known as Bruce's.

Lets get stoned and go to Bruces Burritos

by C-town gangster October 6, 2011

burritos

Meat, Beans and lettuce wrapped in a Flour tortilla. mostly good, except from Del Taco.

(white person)I want a mild sauce burrito

by Jkwon February 15, 2005

Crushing Burritos

The male version of smashing tacos. When 2 men smash their genitalia against each other. Usually taking place beachside in California.

Mike was crushing burritos with some dudes from work down at the beach again.

by Aldophus Busch August 23, 2020

Burritos Attack

When, after eating a lot of burritos, you get a crazy Mexican spicy diarrhea

guy 1 : Are you down for some taco bell?

guy 2 : No thanks my ass still burn from the last burritos attack

by blumpkin666 February 26, 2011