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fuck burrito 

Sticking your dick in a burrito, then proceeding to try and mate with the Mexican food.
Hey John! Have you had a fuck burrito yet?
fuck burrito by Thatmanguy69 March 8, 2017

Do you ever just fuck a burrito isa 

Something out of pocket your friend says to you
My friend: “do you ever just fuck a burrito Isa?”

Me: “kill youself”

My friend: “did you just misspell yourself..?”

Me: “I’m blocking you”

*i really just hope a meteor hits their home*

rusian cock burrito fucking with or without a lone legged chicken 

a tv remote controller shoved up a chicken or bull dogs anus while twisting his ear and jacking it off while simotanisly pooring lubricant and putting bananas in his other ear and making him eat glue while shooting him up with heroin in his dick
Im going to rusian cock burrito fucking with or without a lone legged chicken my long fellow dog named sparky.

burrito fucker 

When a non-Mexican person is sexually attracted to, or has had sex with, a person of Mexican descent.
Juan's wife Christina sure is a burrito fucker.

stupid bean burrito eating mother fucker 

stupid ignorant mexican illegal that doesn't know shit about our laws in this country.
That stupid bean burrito eating mother fucker cant drive worth a shit.

best fucking food burrito 

the best fucking food burrito basically a food you eat after fucking a guy/girl

- Add me on discord babies : burrito#1721 // mal voice = h0t
Yo after we fuck later can we get the best fucking food burrito