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Burnin’ Wood 

When a woman gives you a blowjob after eating spicy foods( hot peppers, takis, etc)
“This girl gave me burnin’ wood last night after dinner, she made spicy curry and gave me a blow job afterwards, it burnt like hell”
Burnin’ Wood by PapaSmurff69 November 2, 2021
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burning wood 

Captain Don: "You're gonna have to take every other draw tonight, because scottie crab got hurt, so its just you and dunny in the circles tonight. But I need you to pace yourself it's the Championship game for all the marbles"

Slick Willie: "No problem I'll just play Center lock and only jump up in the play at key moments to save energy"

Scottie Crab: ahh Jeff were you (on the way to the rink) burning wood (again)
burning wood by ScaldedDog August 4, 2009

Burning wood 

Two males fiercely rubbing their man branches, creating heat.
It is getting a little chilly out here. Let's go inside and continue this conversation while burning wood.
Burning wood by Burning Man September 7, 2011

burning wood 

a slang term for having mass amounts of gay sex.
Aaron was totally burning wood last night with dallas

burning wood 

The feeling one gets in his penis the morning after being with an unclean women.
The Doc said the best way to avoid burning wood was to get a new pair of beer goggles.
burning wood by The Guardian January 2, 2009

Burning the wood 

A saying used when dancing or roller skating to describe how much, how hard or how proficient someone does these activities.
She or he was burning the wood at the dance last night. He or she was burning the wood at the rink last night.

This associated with all forms of dance since wood floors work the best for all of these activities.
Burning the wood by CRL_2 June 11, 2023

Custom wood burning 

Have you seen the new custom wood burning tik tok?
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