A number that is used to describe really enormous quantities. It has no definitive number of digits, and is not one technical number; instead it is the collectiveness of all numbers that are bigger than the real number that has been brought up just before it. It is often used in much the same way infinity is, when attempting to name a larger amount than one's opponent.
The number derives from the extremely popular podcast, Keith and the Girl (katg.com), during which Keith (one of the two main co-hosts) is known to use the word frequently. It has, from this, spread into common teenage slang.
Any number with place values forty-five to forty-seven place values
any number between 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 burgillion and 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 burgillion
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.