bubillion

A number that is used to describe really enormous quantities. It has no definitive number of digits, and is not one technical number; instead it is the collectiveness of all numbers that are bigger than the real number that has been brought up just before it. It is often used in much the same way infinity is, when attempting to name a larger amount than one's opponent.

The number derives from the extremely popular podcast, Keith and the Girl (katg.com), during which Keith (one of the two main co-hosts) is known to use the word frequently. It has, from this, spread into common teenage slang.

A: "I'm a million times cooler than you."

B: "No, I'm a trillion times cooler than you."

A: "No, I'm a google times cooler than you."

B: "No, I'm a bubillion times cooler than you!"

A: "Shit - can't top that."

bubillion by bubillionaire December 29, 2010

A golden yacht for every billionaire 

A new economic policy proposed by the presidential hopeful M. Rommey. The presidential candidate and other proponents of this program argue that it will stimulate the economy via a “flush-down” effect, similar to the “trickle-down” effect that revolutionized the economic thinking during the Reagan administration.

The "A golden yacht for every billionaire" program is backed by economic research. A recent, double-blind study has revealed that billionaires are at least 15% more likely to spend time in their yachts if they are given additional yachts made out of solid gold. Because the plumbing of yachts is such that fecal waste is discharged directly into the water, providing golden yachts to billionaires will thuswise result in 15% more fecal waste from billionaires being available in the aquatic ecosystem. In this way, poor people may supplement their diets with partially digested corn kernels and discarded shrimp nubs that they may find at the water’s edge. The additional nutrients in the aquatic ecosystem are also expected to positively impact the fishing industry as billionaire feces is known to attract certain species of fish. As a result of the increased nutritive resources available, the average lower and middle class worker will have the energy to work three jobs instead of just two, resulting in additional tax revenue to fund the program and generally stimulating the economy.

A golden yacht for every billionaire by AluminumGreenspan September 9, 2012

Eleventy Billion 

A made up number Keanu Reeves decided to bet for Final Jeopardy.

"I bet eleventy billion dollars."
"That's not even a real number"
"Yet!"

Eleventy Billion by Trebek December 30, 2003

badillion 

A very large number. Some think it is equal to 1 dabillion to the dabillionth power. Also equal to the highest number you can think of +1. The desired sum within your bank account. Not to be confused with 1 bajillion, which is obviously made up.

How many friends do you have?
Like, a badillion, I think.
No way.

badillion by jtommyh April 23, 2021

4 Billion 

The exact number of any exaggerated quantity of anything (minutes, books, tacos, etc.).

Hey, i saw sally sit in your lap at the party last night. did you finally give in to that swamp donkey?

What?! No, of course not. She weighs like 4 billion pounds!

4 Billion by Barnaby J. July 4, 2008

D Billions 

D Billions is a nursery rhyme channel platform that uploads stupid nursery rhymes for babies and kids
like that tiktok they used a D Billions popular nursery rhyme and it's my name is

go search that nursery rhyme but add it with the word D Billions

the song goes like this:
My nAmE Is cHiCkY! ChIcKy cHicKy cHiCkY,

hey have you ever heard of this channel called D Billions?
yes they upload weird nursery rhymes and in some of the nursery rhymes the voices can change and it's very odd.

D Billions by holydrugs April 27, 2022

bazillion 

A hell of a lot of said thing, but still a slight over exaggeration as to the actual amount.

I worked like a bazillion hours this week... by a bazillion I mean 20

bazillion by mchannah February 7, 2009