Burial at sea 

The dignified and serene delivery of a stool, without splashback.

To dispense with the contents of ones rectum; crimp one off; release a payload from the bomb bay; fire off a missile; smoke a bum cigar.

"it was like a burial at sea, a ghost poo even, there was no sound or splash or even anything on the paper and it vanished round the u-bend as though it was never even there."

Burial at sea by Martin Duxon August 6, 2003

Dignified burial at sea 

A euphemism for the act of defecation. Coined after Osama Bin Laden's 'dignified burial at sea'.

Taking a shit, dropping the kids off at the pool, laying cable, cutting off a length of dirty spine

Fred: "Where the hell is Dave? He's been gone ages!".
Dave: "Sorry about that guys, I had to perform a 'dignified burial at sea!'"

Dignified burial at sea by me old fruity July 18, 2011

give the soldiers a burial at sea 

To defecate into a toilet

Chris, open that door! I have to give the soldiers a burial at sea!

give the soldiers a burial at sea by pentozali January 1, 2014