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Buttgoblin

An insult used to describe a person who is seen to spend a great deal of his/her time with some part of their anatomy inside the asses of other people.
Jill: So what did you do last night Kevin?

Kevin: Well to start the night off I decided to go stick my tongue in Dave's ass, then I spent a couple of hours reaching around inside Lucy's ass, then I played with my own ass for a while, and then I just felt like I needed to assfuck someone so I gave Alex a call.

Jill: Damn Kevin you're such a buttgoblin!
Buttgoblin by Raymayne April 4, 2010

Buttgoblin

Someone with no neck, that wears a cape and has a Nike swoosh on there chin
Look over there , it's a buttgoblin
Buttgoblin by Mista Yang December 1, 2009

Buttgoblin

A great comedic insult, often leaving the recipient of said insult dumbstruck...
Example: 'Maddy is a buttgoblin'

See also: fartknocker and stinkpickle
Buttgoblin by Jgordon July 2, 2008

buttgoblin

a person who is liken unto a goblin; in that they are an annoying stupid and smelly creature, and that they enjoy the behinds of the same sex. see also: assgoblin, both only used when referring to the assgoblin in question.

invented by iains seven year old brother when we were in middle school.
buttgoblin by perry May 2, 2004
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