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Buttgoblin

An insult used to describe a person who is seen to spend a great deal of his/her time with some part of their anatomy inside the asses of other people.
Jill: So what did you do last night Kevin?

Kevin: Well to start the night off I decided to go stick my tongue in Dave's ass, then I spent a couple of hours reaching around inside Lucy's ass, then I played with my own ass for a while, and then I just felt like I needed to assfuck someone so I gave Alex a call.

Jill: Damn Kevin you're such a buttgoblin!
Buttgoblin by Raymayne April 4, 2010
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Buttgoblin

Someone with no neck, that wears a cape and has a Nike swoosh on there chin
Look over there , it's a buttgoblin
Buttgoblin by Mista Yang December 1, 2009

Buttgoblin

A great comedic insult, often leaving the recipient of said insult dumbstruck...
Example: 'Maddy is a buttgoblin'

See also: fartknocker and stinkpickle
Buttgoblin by Jgordon July 2, 2008

buttgoblin

a person who is liken unto a goblin; in that they are an annoying stupid and smelly creature, and that they enjoy the behinds of the same sex. see also: assgoblin, both only used when referring to the assgoblin in question.

invented by iains seven year old brother when we were in middle school.
buttgoblin by perry May 2, 2004

Buttholing 

The act of pulling your sweatshirt strings as tight as they can go where only your mouth is showing so you can breathe.
When I go to bed I like to engage in buttholing. It is super comfy!
Buttholing by DankBudz March 23, 2018

butt goblin 

One who seeks to work their way into anothers anal avity.
Dude, your little brother's a fucking butt goblin.
butt goblin by Andrew July 17, 2003

buttrolling 

Similar to rickrolling, only instead of sending your victim to a Rick Astley video, you sent them to the "What What (In the Butt)" video.

I used to piss people off by rickrolling them, but buttrolling them is way better.
buttrolling by Mitch Bolex February 15, 2008
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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