by Andrew July 18, 2003
Any person who performs a surprise ass attack on another, using multiple strong upward punching motions; Man or women who uppercuts anothers behind until bruised and battered, making sure to make goblin, troll or hobbit like noises during the attack.
Anthony: Cover your butt when going up the escalator, Damian is behind you.
Sean: Why should i watch my butt?
Anthony: Because he's a butt goblin!
Sean: Oh, i see.
Sean: Why should i watch my butt?
Anthony: Because he's a butt goblin!
Sean: Oh, i see.
by The Tom Connors March 6, 2007
An evil creature residing in an anal cavity. Particularly one who creates mass quantities of gasses of a foul smelling nature. When one has unexplained gas attacks, it is said to be due to the presence of a butt goblin.
by Hoopty Doopty June 4, 2010
After wipping ur ass the tiolet paper shreds and entagles itself in ur ass hair also known as tiolet paper wholies
by Chad October 31, 2004
"That kid is a Butt Goblin"
by Victoria the most beautiful gothic girl in the Universe September 3, 2006
Someone who potentially has hacks enabled in PUBG but will never admit it who is always first on the scene to loot a crate and steal another persons loot
by ha11sy October 2, 2018
Someone who constantly bitches about everything. They intentionally try to suck the fun out of all activities until life isn’t worth living anymore. Only when life is a bland depressing wasteland of awfulness are they content with themselves.
Good god, Carissa is being such a butt goblin. All I said is that I want an Asian girlfriend and she’s all butthurt about it. She even said she hated me and that I’m a terrible person.
by Fluxmetrical January 11, 2023