Bunk Spunk

When you're knocking one out on the top bunk watching porn full volume on your ipad and you hear your mum walking up the stairs so you panic and role over off the top bunk. Your mum hears a thump and goes to take a look. To her surprise she finds her son on the floor covered in spunk with bruised ribs and a broken ipad.

My friend bunk spunked

by Taco Phil February 07, 2016

Spunk Bunking

When you repeatedly cum in someone else's bed and don't clean it up then wait for them to get in it

"bro did you just give me a spunk bunking?"

"aye"

"yum"

by Big Chazza November 04, 2020

Spunk bunk

A secret room/bunker filled with porn

I’m taking that photo of my gf and putting it in my spunk bunk

by Haha.gay December 25, 2019