I love you Bunchers.
by Bunnyface2 February 11, 2010
Look at that Buncher and her cooing pipe!
by MrSaije May 05, 2021
Buncher is a god-like creature with massive calves and the largest penis in the world. Bunchers body was used in the movie 300 and multiplied 300 times and the actors heads were added using modern movie magic. Buncher is capable of killing a man with the look of his eyes, but only if he feels like it.
Guy 1: Hey man, have you seen Buncher?
Guy 2: Yea, i heard he killed an elephant with his calves.
Guy 1: I also heard he had sex with a virgin and now her vagina looks like the sleeve of a wizard.
Guy 2: Yea, i heard he killed an elephant with his calves.
Guy 1: I also heard he had sex with a virgin and now her vagina looks like the sleeve of a wizard.
by asdhfaskljdfklajsdf December 20, 2007
by MadBuncher January 18, 2012
by Rupert Gehmlich March 14, 2006
1. a person, that resembles one of the family members of the brady bunch, not by looks per se, but mainly by behavior that fits that "perfect, white american" mold.
2. a faggot or a homosexual
3. a pussy of a person, a whimp, a bitch (not female)
2. a faggot or a homosexual
3. a pussy of a person, a whimp, a bitch (not female)
1. just talking to that guy gives me the fuckin creeps. that perfect, tv commercial looking face, with his perfect, slicked haircut, his american eagle outfit from his underwear to his sweater, and his radio commercial voice.. fuckin brady buncher, man.
2. dude that guy just bought me a beer at the bar, he was kinda cool.... he's a fuckin brady buncher man, look at him staring at your ass.. holy shit! you're right
3. don't be such a brady buncher, bro. just man up and accept the fact that you're no longer with that whore of an ex-girlfriend of yours. its a good thing you guys broke up. she was fucking half of the staff at the dairy queen on 4th and rural.
2. dude that guy just bought me a beer at the bar, he was kinda cool.... he's a fuckin brady buncher man, look at him staring at your ass.. holy shit! you're right
3. don't be such a brady buncher, bro. just man up and accept the fact that you're no longer with that whore of an ex-girlfriend of yours. its a good thing you guys broke up. she was fucking half of the staff at the dairy queen on 4th and rural.
by yourmomsboyfriend March 09, 2010
A myth lost to the ages, defined as a man who is genetically superior to all those around him. Funny, attractive and humble the backslap bingo buncher is who many regard as the second coming of christ.
"many scientist believe that the backslap bingo buncher is an unattainable state of metaphysical perfection.
by uhhh not jason March 24, 2022